the magic soup

i've got a recipe for soup
it's a magic soup

lots of freaky wild stuff is in there
like pumpkin and potatoes and onions
and also pretty weird stuff like cat spit
boiled brains and an old stinky guys' toe-nail

some ingredients are really hard to be found
one is the mascara-covered eyelash of your mother in law
and the output of your american auntie's pimple
and, last but not least, and veeeeery important:
a soft baby cough....

what does that magic soup do, when you serve it after 37hours of cooking?


puhhh, i don't know....
haven' tried it yet ....
tell me if you find out.... ;-)

(I admit I tried to cook it, but some of the ingredients were REALLY hard to find... so I just kept it with the first easier to find ones....and the soup was beautiful! :-D)

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